Blue Mountains: Washington, USA

Hello Snart enthusiasts. I am well aware that Snart season has tapered off. However, there is the occassional occassion to don a Snart.

An urgent message reached me sometime last week from somewhere in Washington. (State.) I found this news, interpreted by Mary Rothlisberger, to be the most burning, exigent, pertinent information regarding Snarts. Ever.

Reported by Mary:

"...it's still winter here, always winter, and never christmas. it's awful...BUT, here is my big news: Besides graduating, i've been doing alot of winter traipsing on the search for sasquatch. we live in a super-concentrated bigfoot sighting area -- more sightings in eastern washington than in anywhere in the world! we're determined to get good video footage before we leave this place. david and i were out in a terribly remote section of the blue mountains today and found BIGFOOT TRACKS IN THE SNOW.
i'm attributing this discovery to the fact that i was wearing a snart. i'm thinking that the bobbling red beanie is attractive to hairy bipedal hominids, radiating a warmth and love that even the elusive bigfoot can't resist.

i'm sending you some photos of the 16inch prints we discovered, along with some photos of snarts in the snow of eastern washington.(you can clearly see the enourmous trail of footprints in the photograph of my crouching and pointing)

thank you,
thank you,

mary rothlisberger"

No Mary, Thank YOU.

Snart STILL.

WHITE PLANE, USA

A monochromatic man was found today, sitting very still. Although passersby could not identify an anterior side, he appeared to be 3 dimensional. The distinct cap snug across his cranium, he stared off into the distance. We assume.

Perhaps he was dreaming of home.

Fleet of Fun.

3700 Hartford Street, St. Louis, Missouri....December 11th, 2007


An entire group of people, most likely related, either by blood or law, posed for a photograph earlier this evening. Their smiles exude absolute satisfaction, and the scent of gingerbread cookies.

That's a lot of snart.

Winter Woes and Woahs. Woze?

West Fjords, Iceland. December 10, 2007

A Snart-donned woman was casually enjoying the scenic delights of winter, crawling slowly between the walls of the Sudeyri Fjord, protected by the skeleton of her red vehicle.

The fjord unexpectedly became impassible, due to typical Icelandic conditions. She was stranded, encapsulated by the elements, which we believe to primarily consist of snow.

A few random people wearing neon safety vests were wandering around at the top of the very mountain our Snart-wearing friend was stuck upon. They noticed her inviting personality, only enhanced by the sprightly Snart hat, and rushed to the rescue.

The Snart wearing woman thanked the foreign friends for their attention and assistance. Upon arrival back to more tolerable and urban settings, she evaluated the damage. It looks severe.

But when she took her vehicle to the local repair shop, another Snart advocate greeted her, Snart woman 2 dashed to her computer in the repair office, did a few minor calculations and with a snuggly smile assured Snart woman 1 that everything would be "JUST PERFECT!"

Oh, the sun shines its resplendent light into even the deepest crevaces and fissures.

SNART is SMART.

Two individuals were found nestled in the mulch outside a warehouse somewhere in some town, early morning November 30th. They were both sporting the cap, which sources are now identifying as a "Snart."
Reports indicate that the two individuals were wearing communicative headsets, transmitting the letters "S-N-A-R-T" back and forth in a rapid and animated manner.


They were rather excitable, and became increasingly enthusiastic with every letter exchanged.

The female of the pair was laughing uncontrollably. She seemed to have put the Snart on backwards, compared with traditional Snart styles.

Between the two was perched an aquamarine box, whose function is not defined. They fiddled with the box, intermittently dispatching codes with the headsets. We suspect the box to be a device with which the individuals communicate to outerspace, given its scientific attributes, and their alien behavior.
Then again, they also may not know how this box operates. Updates soon.

Abanadoned Thrift Store. November 20, 2007

Darting out of closets. Peeking over books. Crawling under tables...

A curious svelte elfin form has recently been popping up on heads everywhere.

Topped with a blazing red bulb and trimmed in furry white, these appendages have been identified as "hats."





Uncertain of their origin, little is known about these hats. But it has been noted that those adorned in the spirited cap have displayed a playful demeanor. Animated expressions of the cheerful nature radiate from their faces.






If you have any further information regarding these toasty toppers, or have seen one scuttling about your town, please contact us as we further our investigations.