An urgent message reached me sometime last week from somewhere in Washington. (State.) I found this news, interpreted by Mary Rothlisberger, to be the most burning, exigent, pertinent information regarding Snarts. Ever.
Reported by Mary:
"...it's still winter here, always winter, and never christmas. it's awful...BUT, here is my big news: Besides graduating, i've been doing alot of winter traipsing on the search for sasquatch. we live in a super-concentrated bigfoot sighting area -- more sightings in eastern washington than in anywhere in the world! we're determined to get good video footage before we leave this place. david and i were out in a terribly remote section of the blue mountains today and found BIGFOOT TRACKS IN THE SNOW.
i'm attributing this discovery to the fact that i was wearing a snart. i'm thinking that the bobbling red beanie is attractive to hairy bipedal hominids, radiating a warmth and love that even the elusive bigfoot can't resist.
i'm attributing this discovery to the fact that i was wearing a snart. i'm thinking that the bobbling red beanie is attractive to hairy bipedal hominids, radiating a warmth and love that even the elusive bigfoot can't resist.i'm sending you some photos of the 16inch prints we discovered, along with some photos of snarts in the snow of eastern washington.(you can clearly see the enourmous trail of footprints in the photograph of my crouching and pointing)
thank you,
thank you,
thank you,
No Mary, Thank YOU.
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