SNART is SMART.

Two individuals were found nestled in the mulch outside a warehouse somewhere in some town, early morning November 30th. They were both sporting the cap, which sources are now identifying as a "Snart."
Reports indicate that the two individuals were wearing communicative headsets, transmitting the letters "S-N-A-R-T" back and forth in a rapid and animated manner.


They were rather excitable, and became increasingly enthusiastic with every letter exchanged.

The female of the pair was laughing uncontrollably. She seemed to have put the Snart on backwards, compared with traditional Snart styles.

Between the two was perched an aquamarine box, whose function is not defined. They fiddled with the box, intermittently dispatching codes with the headsets. We suspect the box to be a device with which the individuals communicate to outerspace, given its scientific attributes, and their alien behavior.
Then again, they also may not know how this box operates. Updates soon.

Abanadoned Thrift Store. November 20, 2007

Darting out of closets. Peeking over books. Crawling under tables...

A curious svelte elfin form has recently been popping up on heads everywhere.

Topped with a blazing red bulb and trimmed in furry white, these appendages have been identified as "hats."





Uncertain of their origin, little is known about these hats. But it has been noted that those adorned in the spirited cap have displayed a playful demeanor. Animated expressions of the cheerful nature radiate from their faces.






If you have any further information regarding these toasty toppers, or have seen one scuttling about your town, please contact us as we further our investigations.